Meeting anyone? Right this way to our lovely conference room...

Last week some maintenance guys came into our office to look at the ceilings. They said the office upstairs from us was complaining because their big filing cabinets have been rolling out of place. The maintenance guys acted like they thought it was a big joke. They found the whole situation pretty funny until they found big cracks in the floor of that file room and found the steel beams giving way above our conference room and storage room.

The door of our conference room has been closing on its own for a few months, so the beams had shifted, throwing off the squareness of that wall a while ago. They brought in big wooden beams and shored up the steel ceiling beams, but the maintenance guys seem to view this as a permanent solution to the problem and we beg to differ. We invited the building inspector and the maintenance department to a meeting to discuss the situation and the repair plan, citing the COR Conference Room as the location, but they all declined the invitation. Bummer! I really wanted to see them sitting amongst the wooden beams, like a bunch of guys hanging out under a pier or something, having a business meeting. They've messed with the wrong office though. We'll get it fixed to our satisfaction. You'll see.